Food Will Eat US

Ffohrettef Latsyrc, Collector of Dues

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For years we have all gone about chomping and swallowing any tasty treat we can get our grubby hands on never thinking of the consequences. Have you ever swallowed the bone of a ripe chicken? Yeah me too but lately it seems more and more people who swallow bones have been choking and nearly dieing. Curious isn’t it? Bones shouldnt be choking you. Just the other day I was at the store doing my usual grocery shopping and as I was walking through the store I slipped on a banana peel. The obvious reason for this is some banana shed its skin just to try and murder me. The human race is obviously in danger but we keep eating food. Eating food is just a sport. We could survive without it, but instead we go and tear apart the lives of tomato families. I’m just to blame I am ashamed to say I to have eaten food before. But, ever since that fateful day in the grocery store when i tripped on that banana peel I have realised the error in my ways. So, I am proud to say I am food free for 30 days. If you have a problem and feel you need help to stop eating food call 1-800-foodwilleatus. Or visit us at humanracehasnochance.com

Please stop eating food or food will eat us.

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