The Most Interesting Man in the World Retires

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Shocking news has revealed that the most interesting man in the world is retiring. Jonathan Goldsmith says that it is time for him to finally be boring. He promises that he will never go back to his interesting ways. Dos Equis has yet to formally comment on the situation, all they have said is that they do not support his decision to become boring. “This is definitely a shock for most Americans” said the CEO for Heineken, Dos Equis parent company. Mr. Goldsmith has had many questions pointed his way after his announcement, for example one reporter asked if he would now pursue a career as the most boring man in the world, Mr. Goldsmith refused to comment. So, is there any hope left? Or, will Americans be deprived of the most interesting man in the world forever!

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